Pledge of Allegence

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all."

Uncle Daniel's first time eating a Monkey brain

This is Uncle Danny and the cute little guy for the third time. Behind you kind of on the right side up you'll see kind of a pumpkin. It's orange. It's kind of like a game right now. Now let's get to the Monkey business. Uncle Danny and Garrett are having a little party. Momma also took this picture.

Garrett likes to nap a lot. Right now he's sleeping on Momma. The End.

The Vroom Vroom Dudes

This...guess who it is. ME! And you can see Hunter a little. And how do you like the motorcycle? Who's name is that guy's? The guy who's putting the helmet on me. UNCLE DANNY! Momma took this picture. I wish we could vroom on it but we can't. On the front are two hotties. Uncle Daniel's hotties. I hope you're not embarrassed Uncle Danny...or who else is reading this. Whatever! The End.

Baby Garrett's first day of pooping

This is the same guy on the other picture but different. Garrett looks so cute in the picture. I'm about to cry. Whaaaah! And Garrett sometimes likes to cry when I carry him to momma, so much that I don't know what to do that I try to give him to Daddy, but he's working on the computer. The only thing that cheers him up is singing. And he looks like he's crying right now. Momma likes to give him nernies. Daddy could if he had some too. But he does not. It kinda looks like he's got bald ears, like bald man. The End. Thank you for visiting the Baby Barfy. Oh, and Garrett likes to poop a lot. And then he goes to sleep. The end. [SPLAT!]