The Ancient Tale

Me and Momma made an Egyptian death mask. We made it out of clay. And after that we cooked it. And then after it was ready we took it out and painted it. And then after we were done we went and played and then Momma came in and saw that hers was broken from little Elle. It was like King Tut's mummy mask. A mummy is a dead person that lives in Egypt. They wrapped them up in linen so they wouldn't rot. They took the lungs out and the brain. They got the brains out by getting this tool that sticks in their nose and pulls out pieces of the brain out their nose. They kept the heart inside because they need it. They took out the organs and wrapped them up and put them back inside or put them in these special jars. They wanted them to live when they came back alive.

Chemistry Experiments

We were using red cabbage juice. It was purple.
If it turns blue or green that means we added something basic. If it turns pink that means we added something acidic.

Then we put soda stuff (baking soda) in the purple cabbage juice. It turned blue. That means it is basic.

(Vinegar hypothesis: blue) Vinegar turned the cabbage juice pink. That means it's acidic.

(Milk of magnesia hypothesis: green) Milk of Magnesia turns it green. It means that it is basic.

(Milk hypothesis: black) Milk turned into nothing. It stayed purple. That means neutral.

Pledge of Allegence

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all."

Uncle Daniel's first time eating a Monkey brain

This is Uncle Danny and the cute little guy for the third time. Behind you kind of on the right side up you'll see kind of a pumpkin. It's orange. It's kind of like a game right now. Now let's get to the Monkey business. Uncle Danny and Garrett are having a little party. Momma also took this picture.

Garrett likes to nap a lot. Right now he's sleeping on Momma. The End.

The Vroom Vroom Dudes

This...guess who it is. ME! And you can see Hunter a little. And how do you like the motorcycle? Who's name is that guy's? The guy who's putting the helmet on me. UNCLE DANNY! Momma took this picture. I wish we could vroom on it but we can't. On the front are two hotties. Uncle Daniel's hotties. I hope you're not embarrassed Uncle Danny...or who else is reading this. Whatever! The End.

Baby Garrett's first day of pooping

This is the same guy on the other picture but different. Garrett looks so cute in the picture. I'm about to cry. Whaaaah! And Garrett sometimes likes to cry when I carry him to momma, so much that I don't know what to do that I try to give him to Daddy, but he's working on the computer. The only thing that cheers him up is singing. And he looks like he's crying right now. Momma likes to give him nernies. Daddy could if he had some too. But he does not. It kinda looks like he's got bald ears, like bald man. The End. Thank you for visiting the Baby Barfy. Oh, and Garrett likes to poop a lot. And then he goes to sleep. The end. [SPLAT!]

The Booty Band

This is called the Booty Band. Elle is sitting on the floor doing whatever she's doing. I don't know what she's doing. Hunter is trying watch TV and play the drums. We turned on the TV so we could make the music. Well, I made it up today. Daddy couldn't watch it. Momma couldn't watch it. Dad was in the garage working. And the red light saber fell out of my hand. I jumped out and got the red one then I started dancing. The end.