Superhero cars

Once knife-y accidentally poked his wheel and then he had a flat tire. Then he tried making a tape tire, but he didn't have any tape. His friends needed help and they had 1,899 pieces of tape on their weapons. Then super birdie accidentally shot his wheel. He was happy he had tape. He kept doing it over and over until he had one. So he did it again and he was out.

So, then one of the bad guys shot his other wheel and then his radio said he had to go to the bathroom. So instead he accidentally peed his pants. And then he found a bike to ride on. Then he went to the bathroom and he noticed he already did. He peed his pants. So he went home to change. When he looked in the mirror he saw he didn't have eyeballs. So he accidentally crashed into lots of stuff. He crashed into a toilet. He crashed into his neighbor's cat. And then he accidentally tripped on the toilet and his head ended up in the toilet. The end.