Any Animal

If i could be a dog for a day I would mischievously go into my brothers bed room, pee all over his bed while i sang the national anthem and be all like"I didn't do it. It was peter". Or at least that is what I would be thinking.I would probably  sprint around the neighborhood chasing kids on their tricked out bikes.But before i would do that I would take a big nasty whiff of the air and and think,"It smells like constipated horse".

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